The FBI was involved!!! This is no joke. And it all started after his mom said something to the media. So he probably made up a reason something happened to him to tell her and she ran to the media. The authorities/USOC didn’t know about it until AFTER the mom started talking. It’s a giant lie to a mom gone wrong.

And now the NSA has bugged your urn.

Making a false claim to authorities?

Ryan Lochte is Kaiser Soze.

Ryan: “Mom can I have some more money?”
Mom: “What happened to all that money I gave you yesterday?”
Ryan: “I uh, spent it on hookers and dru...uuuuhhhh....we got robbed! By cops! They had guns!”
Mom: “OH MY GAWD RYAN! I’M CALLING THE FBI!”
Ryan: “Mom wait no...” [CLICK]

It was probably some kind of breaststroking that led to his freestyle story, but the butterfly effect of telling his mother is now causing him to go into full backstroke mode.

9 minutes ago

You’re annoying as fuck.

Let this be a lesson why you should never tell your mother anything.

To be fair, Lochte probably doesn’t know the difference.

A year and a half is a pretty long time to find an audience. It never showed up.

Here is the infamous segment circling around the internet relevant to your first paragraph:

I know people liked his show but I don’t understand why....

They’d take a watch, but not a Fitbit “or something”?

lol

Evidence includes the following facts:

No psychic. Just someone with regular eyeballs that sees you making excuses on proof so you don’t just have to admit you’re an idiot. All good. Adieu ;)

glad I could do the research you’re too lazy to do ;)

well once they got the USOC involved... and then the FBI... that also involved authorities of Brazil. So yeah, they have much better things to focus on than investigating a crime that most likely didn’t happen, which is why these assholes should be punished for making up a story that wasted multiple resources form…