Car Jeebus weeps every time he sees these cars. 

Except it’s a yield sign, which means they must yield to the traffic on the highway.

I’ve been jonesing for a Fancy Kristen fix. Thanks for delivering on a platinum platter!

I see these cars much in the same way I see 928s: I’m glad someone is preserving them. I’m also glad it’s not me.

Maybe it’s Doug?

“end up on an FBI watch list.. “ Maybe, apparantly phone calls to the FBI’s tip line doesn’t necessarily land you on the watch list.

Even after all these years, removing the wondows is still the best way to stay grounded to the ground.

This actually came out about a decade before the Atom.

The same way Maseratis cost 80 grand but are using Dodge Dart interior bits?

When my Spider blew a head gasket years ago, it hit me.

Sluggish, like a wet sponge.

“Shitboxes” is such a harsh term. Perhaps we need a new term like “Doodydrivers” or “Poopywheels”.

Or, stay with me on this one, the customer could have been up front about the situation and worked with the poor guy trying to make a living and feed himself. How hard would it have been to give a little detail... unless the customer was clueless to what he had. In that case, 1) he should have said that and 2)…

You know what you should do? Organize protests. In-game protests. Occupy Los Santos! Down with the 1%!

Good luck trying to fit a 350 in there, it has a 2.5 liter in it, and I’m sure that barely fits. I know this was like 6 years ago but its late at night and I have no idea how I got to this page but I just wanted to let you know.