Gotta love the immense self-own of posting a letter instructing you that a) ya gotta pay up now and b) you’ve also got an outstanding invoice, so you should’ve paid up yesterday, too.

Must be one of the VR booths.

#hashtaghashtag

Ignoring people on fucking Twitter isn’t “ducking questions”, it’s simply being an intelligent human being that values their sanity.

Bullshit. Not wanting to reply to EVERY twitter @ is not “dodging question.” Twitter is not a journalism site. I call bullshit on these accusations. #MeToo should not be just about believing at face value every accusation.

It looked way better before they repainted it that awful beige colour.

As a teenager, I discovered octane boost increased the performance of my VW beetle. The more I added, the faster it got (at least I was convinced of that), so I kept adding more until I blew a spark plug out of the head.

cliip

I like the Spicup.  I kidney you not!

The shiny, candy-like button..

No, they absolutely destroyed a semi, risked a driver and damaged the infrastructure for those sweet viral views. You saw through the conspiracy, man.

This shitpost disease is terminal.

Watt is going on here?  Is this going to lead to anything?

In lieu of current events, I’ll lead myself to a more responsible disposal method.

I find this comment corrosive.

And really, all matter that makes up the battery came from earth so you can give it back pretty much anywhere.

Keep that up and you’ll be seeing the inside of a cell.

You knew this whole thing would polarize people.

I feel like I’ve lost some brain cells reading this. Maybe some electrolytes will help me recharge.

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