I know you’re not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but I like the retro vibe of Constance Wu’s book cover.

Are we sure that picture isn’t from This Ain’t The Munsters XXX?

Fucking Tommy Mottola. If he had had his way, she would have been making sappy ballads forever, and we never would have gotten “Fantasy.”

Half Life 3 confirmed!

My buddies and I spent YEARS imitating McFarlane’s Kermit voice from these intros. “We all wear masks...”

Obligatory:

I went backstage after a lot of concerts during my record store days and meeting Danny Elfman after a brilliant Oingo Boingo concert in Royal Oak was far and away the high point of those years. He was incredibly nice and generous. He had just started doing soundtracks, which was where he said he wanted his career to…

Funny how men who refer to human women as “the female” also have poor reading comprehension. Jezebel isn’t defending Wilde, but is reporting on what she is claiming in court. In fact, the following paragraphs go into some detail about the male’s - er, Sudekis, - side of the story, making it clear that he did not have…

Happily surprised too

I am fucking stunned this wasn’t a slideshow.

Lucky McKee - May, The Woman, The Woods

No - the agency that is suing her doesn’t know what her actual earnings are because she never told them so they sued her for a random number. There’s no way she got paid $7m for a cameo.

Fact checking when a song came out feels like such a basic thing that it shouldn’t be up to the frigging cast to actually do it.

It wasn’t even that they were boring, it’s that they were so arrogant.

I’ve made this argument many times -- now I have Beavis and Butthead to back me up! Game, set, match.

They’re right, though. He doesn’t deserve to be in that court. He deserves to be six feet deep under a supermax prison.

A witness’s statement at trial is protected by an absolute privilege, so Depp can’t bring a defamation claim about that. General statements post-trial from Heard that she stands by her testimony are also likely protected.

It still doesn’t make sense to me why Allen isn’t the voice. It’s an animated movie.

So you are saying they either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain?

Might be due to marketing editing this trailer together, but oof, this gives off some “mid-tier BBC fantasy show” vibes.