Ha! Fair enough.

What if DNF's objective was only to satisfy its audience for $59.99? Wouldn't that make it a success?

TO be fair to Retsaot, British Journalism standards seem to edit their quotes more than their American counterparts. If you read the Sun, it reads as if everyone has the exact same cadence, word choice, and sentence structure, when this clearly cannot be the case. Often British people quoted in American publications…

Nice catch! I remember playing this as a kid and immediately having a sense of what I could jump and what I couldn't.

You obviously haven't played it long enough to get to the "excite" part. You're still stuck on the "bike" part.

I remember being so excited to play all sorts of NES games when I got my first emulator, and all I ended up playing was excitebike. Timeless.

These are all repurposed panels from non-apple-related strips he did for Life In Hell, mostly School is Hell and Childhood is Hell anthologies. It seems tehy jsut repurposed the art, had him redo the lettering, etc.

I think his video is excellent actually, it points out one of these very ambiguities, and it does it without coming off snobby, instead very hilarious.

If I was assembling a team to put together a trailer for E3 for this system with these challenges, and you came into my office saying "Box art will suffice", I don't think I would put you on my team. Although I'd appreciate the input, showing a system trailer without any reference to its objectives would be a…

As someone who drives AND bikes in Manhattan, I feel that there are going to be jerks on both sides, and saying one group is arrogant or more jerk-headed than the other just isn't true.

My biggest disappointment with Kotaku at this point is that there isn't a central article about the Wii U- nay, you force us to plow through a series of "updates" without doing a good job of summing up the whole pic. I don't want to visit an "everything we know" and be presented with a series of MORE LINKS... I'm not…

size, and the light hurts my widdle eyes. i mean i use my ipad more than magazines, but i've noticed reflected light is still much more appealing than self-generated light. except with graphic novels, oddly.

Unfortunately, that, too, is unavailable

Christ I am one dumb motherfucker :)

It'll save space with camping supplies.

It's not coming up at all on my android market. Not at all. HTC Incredible....

Battery life.

True, but they can be unreliable.

I agree with the anti- and pro- groups on this. I think the real issue is exposure, mainly, that you have a puzzle game geared at an audience that is broad.

Is it just me or does anyone else feel there's a campaign of blogs showing us amazing Portal merchandise that we can never buy?