I'm so sick of people saying how stupid it is to buy an iPad/Verizon iPhone 4! You can easily sell your year+ old iDevice for 90-95% what you bought it for online. Why go 4 months without something if you really want it? Get one now, sell it if the new one comes out and you really want it, and stop pretending like…

This is great. I remember wishing the iPhone had this when I first read about it. That's good for all of us that Google doesn't hate Apple SO much as to not port these really useful apps over to iOS.

I SHOULD respond as dickish as possible, like you did, but I'm gonna be the bigger man and give you the chance to re-think your comment.

As far as everyone clamoring for Apple to make the next iPhone on Verizon LTE, It's not that I don't want faster mobile data speeds, it's just that Verizon's LTE network is absolutely MINUSCULE. And until they can create an LTE phone that easily lasts 18 hours like my current iPhone, I won't be sold. Fast data is…

@Voltswagon: Yeah because a laptop exists that's so small you forget it's in your pocket, has a camera that can replace a basic point and shoot digital one, is connected to the internet virtually anywhere you go, and has 16-18 hours of battery life with heavy use. Oh and just to top it off, let's you make phone calls…

@Alex Korovesis: Har har har...

@Rev Slow: Oh well obviously nobody on Gizmodo is. We're all FAR too intelligent to get suckered in my this piece of crap. I'm talking about the dozens and dozens of other sites that regurgitated the same story.

@DeeDawg: "...and now we're all hot and wet..."

@adamdoesmovies: Of course France has an army. They had to make SOMEONE in charge of surrendering so quickly. That doesn't just happen on it's own you know, it takes years of training and discipline to be THAT cowardly.

@Chicken: Yeah I'd be surprised if he wasn't already professionally working in that field. If he somehow isn't, examples like the above video will definitely help take him there.

@B-1Pilot: So do you really fly them? Like the actual planes I was just looking at?

@ninjamurf: And suddenly ninjamurf realized that the comment he was referring to was more or less just a sarcastic remark that he had taken far too seriously. He thought to himself: is it possible I take alcohol too seriously as well? Could my failed marriages and multiple firings been a result of my heavy drinking…

@thebrokencarnage: Hard to remember man. I was using Palm's "smartphones" since sophomore year of high school. I'm 24 now.

@Voltswagon: Wow.. you sound like the future version of an out of touch grandpa.

Every day. I'm reminded EVERY DAY how easy it is to make money creating iDevice accessories. You can literally screw two pieces of aluminum together and people will clamor over it.

@GitEmSteveDave♥ Elizabeth Lambert: While I respect your phones ability to hold up in the ocean, I have a hard time understanding your decision to take a cell phone surfing.

@TheSpoonyBard: I'm sorry but Clarkson did it MUCH better.

@B-1Pilot: I thought your "sexiest aircraft" comment sounded pretty stupid because I always pictured the B-1 as that old ass plane from doublya doublya two until I googled it just to make sure. WHY WAS I NOT MADE AWARE OF THIS PLANES EXISTENCE UNTIL TODAY!? That thing is FREAKING SICK. I had no idea we re-did the…

@Chicken: Yeah, that's a good point.