What charges exactly? Demanding to go to a hospital when you are bleeding and 8 months pregnant?

“But in these situations — as anybody out on the street, any husband and wife know — driving to the hospital, sometimes that baby comes out.”

Proud whole milk guzzling Jew here.

I dropped my therapist after he recommended a book from the author of “The Secret”

Like you said, you’re not American.

if he thinks being president is hard on him, he should see what its doing to us.

I am morally required to make the following statement when reminded of the Jackson portrait...

Onion is real news, everything else is fake

You laugh, but I made $5K a month working from home as a professional anarchist.

So what’s your plan? Scorch the earth?

There MUST be something like that going on. Unless it’s just a case of “we’ll, we can’t oppose all his picks, who are we, Mitch McConnell?”

Fantastic interview. The PhD statistic is truly stunning and a bit disheartening, honestly. It’s not something I have ever even considered.

Hey, props to you for maintaining optimism that it will only be four years, because it will probably be eight.

Fuck Tom and all the Toms of the world.

No. She was definitely unaffected by the mistake, and while it was she was nervous before she got the results, she appreciates that the clinic has come clean. I honestly don’t know how you managed to read it that way.

Or they’re citing their source.

Or they’re just shortcutting the “Where did you hear that?” question after bringing it up

Can you simultaneously forgive someone and punch them in the face? Asking for an enemy...

God this made me laugh my ass off.

Lol, no! Anything but smoking!