“Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation.”

I would skip all the other sections and go straight for revenge. YEAH, GREAT, YOU LIVE IN AN ASHRAM, WHATEVER but NOW tell me about setting all of his sneakers on fire in a bathtub.

Nope, only women and children died

When I was pregnant, I could not believe how many women on pregnancy boards were stressed about their ability to groom their pubes before Ob/Gyn appointments. I found it so upsetting that amidst all of the joys/pains of pregnancy that would even register as a “concern”.

Well, as someone who stopped shaving, I’m pretty sick of everyone telling me I’m unhygenic/gross/ugly/smelly and lazy because I have hair. I’m also tired of seeing dudes (who probably wouldn’t go down anyway) claim any hair on a woman is the reason they won’t eat her out.

Not trying to be crass or ignorant right now, but what is the wait time on cocaine use and breastfeeding?

Semper Cri

Can she run over Kasich on her way?

mid to late 20's, male, white, and has never knowingly, unintentionally, knocked someone up.

Yep, the true inheritor of Stewart’s crown is Samantha Bee’s incisive Full Frontal. I can’t even remember the last time I watched a clip of The Daily Show, much less a full episode.

This is pretty much why my child will never be allowed to play in a house that has guns in it.

The complaint resembles one, recently, in which apparent emails criticised another meterologist’s dress and the station ON-AIR handed her a sweater to wear. The embarrassment was palpable.

As a child, I never dared to look under my bed because I was afraid I would see someone stare back into my eyes. As an adult, I still don’t dare.

“You’ve Just Voted to Leave the EU. You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next...”

Hopefully the Northern Irish and the Scotts will secede and join the EU. The rest of England and especially those racist idiots will look like damn fools.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

Goddamn Caillou. A show about a four-year-old made by people who have obviously never met a fucking four-year-old.

FUCK YOU CAILLOU!!!

Point of interest from here:

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.