This might be the first time I’ve ever related to Kim. Everyone I know loved pregnancy and felt fantastic and glowed, but I was bloated and puffy and in pain and vomited for 8 months.

I’m really just. No.

Baseball is boring as fuck. I don’t know what you mean by “inability to connect to the world around them”, but I have a feeling you also yell things like “get off my lawn!”

They were participating in a promotion that involved taking selfies put on by the stadium. It had just been announced right before this clip.

Oh that’s the “controversy”? That people weren’t paying sufficient attention to a baseball game? Right, because it all happens so fast, lol. I couldn’t figure out why this was a story, and I’m still kind of confused.

This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?

If anyone can think of any reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony, please passive-aggressively blog about it right now, right here, during the ceremony, with your champagne gold iPhone 6, which is so last June anyway because the rose gold iPhone 6s is where it’s at now.

Gee. It's a real mystery why the vast majority of rapes are never reported.

The most horrifying, and also the most heart breaking section, lies at the end:

Suspension is totally an appropriate punishment for your parent forgetting to push start on the washing machine. At least I assume that's the sort of thing that happened. This would be a consistent problem for my idiot self. Homeschooling wins again.

Our state government is a shit show. It’s all gone south since Kasich won the govenor’s seat in 2010, which was also a banner year for Republicans in the state congress.

I was expecting this picture when I clicked on the Instagram link:

Many women on the planet can’t or don’t want to use moon cups. This sort of attitude by new moon cup converts only increases the number of women in the second category.

As my wonderful auntie, special-ed teacher extraordinaire, would say, “no, the baby is not in the belly, it’s in the uterus.”

Well, I for one, expect that the world will react in a measured way that changes policies at the bar without forcing it to shut down while the owner retires in luxury from a ridiculous gofundme campaign.

I just call everyone “Steve.”

A Navy brat here who grew up up primarily in Virginia. I am the same way. It was weird to hear kids call adults by their first names where I grew up. Mostly because it rarely, rarely happened. When it did happened it was seen as a red flag that the kid who did that was an asshole and the adults who insisted on my…

I don’t call friends’ parents by their first names and never will. If they insist, I just call them nothing. It is actually quite easy to avoid ever saying someone’s name. #respect

These kinds of pieces come up from time to time and they always miss the most important part: teach your kids to ask what someone wants to be called, then call them that. They prefer Mrs. Snoghorn you call them Mrs. Snoghorn. They prefer Fat Amy, you call them Fat Amy. True etiquette is not calling someone something…

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