said everyone ever until they need one of us. Then all of the sudden your client is pure as the driven snow, loves lawyers, and wants you to fuck over the other guy, who is of course “an asshole”. But we love you all.

14 second mark. That’s why you didn’t make the football team Tanner!

Boom.

Hi—I’d like you to explain the implicit logic behind the argument in this bad internet comment. You seem to be saying that rather than looking into whether stories are true or not, we should just take people at their word and run what they say. Is that what you’re saying? If so, what made you arrive at this position?…

Once they throw the flag you might as well get your money’s worth and go all-in.

He just wishes he had a soul to sell to get back in the game.

*Looks at sentence*

Brady is going to side with Trump, since that towel-head Cam Newton is a huge threat to Brady winning another Super Bowl.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

Now I only starred his comment because it made you cry and pee your pants in front of us!

Jerry Jones has now entered trade talks with the Reds.

I did get a chance to relax.

That’s the game! Celtics win! — ACC

“I could take him.”

more like bad libs, amirite

“But I literally would sleep with a girl and then cry about it afterward. I’m like, ‘What am I doing? I don’t know what I’m doing.’”

You’re right, I was mistaken as to USC’s status. I previously worked in an area that we covered mostly state schools, so FoI filings were used quite often.