and the owners knew HST

Kemp's career numbers are slightly better, but he only had one otherwordly season and has just been above average since. Molina plays a more important position that usually doesn't lend itself to great hitting, but he excels defensively and that would make him a better player.

WHERE IS GETTING HIT BY A BUS?

Full Metal Jacket was the best movie of the 80s

That is a weak scuffle

Joba's playoff ERA after game 1 was Infinity

at least Joba managed to lower his post season ERA from Infinity to 108.00

Other branches have helicopters that do the same thing

I saw one of those take off from the airport in Boise, Idaho and my plane's pilot came on the intercom to say "That's the sound of freedom." I came red, white and blue.

I am Rye whiskey truther - not because the stuff they make at MGP of Indiana is bad, but because they sell it for $40 sometimes and $20 others and it's all just the same shit in different labels. But it'll be a non-issue in a few years when people are able to get their own whiskeys to market.

I don't get what the columnist is outraged about. The Jays were a good team to start the year then they got hit with a truckload of injuries. It seems like a trade could've kept them in contention.

Nope it's a fact.

A decent single malt is better than any beer - I'd rather spend my money on it.

What's the point of these really expensive beers? At some point you should just get whisky.

That's AP style

Beowulf ripped off a monster's arm that beats ordering a coffee

Do you miss seeing Tom Brady across the field? I know I would.

Shouldn't an English professor know to avoid using this much jargon?

*Youse or youse guys

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