This is the joke though.

Paul Pierce was the finals MVP in 08. But ok.

Both Tom Perez and Keith Ellison are excellent choices. Either one will be an advocate for progressive causes. I would pick Perez only because I would rather the DNC chair not be an active member of congress and have to be worried about his or her own seat, but Ellison’s great as well.

+1 sick burn, Sherman.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

Eli, sadly, was not invited

You’re the real victim in all of this.

Go to hell.

wonder where he learned it

Crush your enemies

I think you mean Toedor.

Chris Sale is a childish asshole...

Haha! Got those bigoted bastards! Wait, Massachusetts is arguably the most liberal state in the country? But that doesn’t fit the racist legacy of Tom Yawkey (who died over 40 years ago). Ehh, force it anyway.

You must live in fake america, out here in real america 7 of the 10 guys will say the bible and the other 3 will punch you in the face.

RIP Teddy Bridgewater

If Shit Taking Bear doesn’t win you’re all dead to me.

Where’s Artie Lange when you need him?

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

The economics of Star Trek are largely post-scarcity. They have an abundance of cheap energy generation, and use replicators to make almost everything.