Really? More dumping on MMA?

Great, now I have this fucking song stuck in my head.

Word. I just started performing recently, and it became clear within the first rehearsal that if I couldn’t hear my own guitar, I couldn’t do shit. Not sure why that surprised me, but it made monitors go from theoretical to MISSION CRITICAL.

FUCK THE MILLENNIUM.

I’m gonna play the MRA card here and say something like, “But what about protecting our MEN? Their precious butts need to be PROTECTED in the BATHROOM, you know.”

My mom had Debbie Reynolds’s aerobics VHS when I was growing up.

Ugh, right? I have one of those faces that turned “adult” around age 15 and then stayed that way. When the OH SHIT IM OLD stick hits me, I’m gonna be in a state of shock for a while, no doubt.

Mine is coming in like tinsel streaks here and there, but yeah, I get the need to keep it from looking flat out weird.

When I was about grade school age, I had a bunch of friends whose moms had unnatural hair colors and cuts like Annie Lennox. I always thought they were doing life right :D

Haha, that’s awesome!

It’s not Montana’s fault this time! Whew.

This is true! I’m just waiting for it to be more white than dark so I can get lots of color :D

Right? I just thought of how my cat would be freaking out if I never came home tonight and had a little mid-workday meltdown at my desk.

I’m going undramatically grey in my mid-30s. As someone who consistently attempted to add color to nearly jet black hair for my teens and 20s, I’ve decided, nah. It’s going grey and/or white? LET IT HAPPEN. Unless I can make my hair an unnatural Crayola shade, I’d rather it be natural.

THERE’S SOMETHING IN MY EYE RIGHT NOW MAYBE DUST OR AN EYELASH OR I DON’T KNOW STOP LOOKING AT ME I NEED TO GO HUG MY CAT

Saw this on social media and texted my BFF, “2016 CAN’T HAVE HER. IT’S TAKEN ENOUGH AS IT IS.”

His beautiful garage is an eyesore, but their hand-painted bible quote isn’t?

My hysterectomy saved my life. Checking into the ER every time I had my period was getting real expensive, and after a few times you get labeled a drug abuser because you keep coming back asking for more pain pills...because you’re in pain.

Yeah, that’s just...guys, it’s like you’re not even trying anymore. And I know it’s Montana, and White Supremacist Difficulty Level: Super Easy Mode is enabled here, but c’mon.

Ryan Zinke (R-MT, soon to be Sec of the Interior, ugh) was also a Navy SEAL.