Considering he said this:

Is that the hat shop in Virginia City, MT? I dunno why, but it looks real familiar.

If I had the finances, I’d make an offer in a heartbeat. This is pretty much exactly what I’m looking for, and my beloved (piece of shit) Bonneville is rapidly disintegrating around me. I’ve already been warned off of buying a WRX in the northwest because they’re all beat to shit, so finding a respectful owner who’s…

Me too!

One of my friends was diagnosed with HIV, Lyme, and a whole host of co-morbid disorders following the treatments they put him on for both.

Those are my go-to when I want something filling from a drive-thru but remember I can’t handle anything that isn’t bland as hell. Beef n cheddar mid FTW.

I don’t like eggs by themselves as a general rule, and sausage for breakfast makes me queasy. Then again, I have a hiatal hernia and GERD, so everything makes me queasy.

You’re right. The artist is Lili Chin.

She is a really expressive artist! I’m not a dog owner (though my roommate has two, and they can be problem children), but I’m totally a fan of her art style now.

I worked for a family friend during high school who believed seat belts were more dangerous than accidents.

The Batmobile has always been lame.

So...when you need chaps AND boots, but are too lazy to put on three items of clothing at the same time?

Points for referencing Faster Kill Pussy Cat!

Chances are, their contracts are such that making that decision is not simple.

Nah, that cat’s sitting up and looking around. Drugged cats are beanbags that listlessly poop on your upholstery.

But we’re all the richer for having eventually heard them, so it’s okay.

Oh my goodness, I was too busy trying to figure out whether her facial features were a mask or just really poorly drawn to notice the wings.

Because holding onto anger for too long hurts.

6 months for a mermaid whose facial features don’t align, a skull that looks like it’s starting to melt, and a weird little baby-claw-hand?

So I guess I should have killed myself at age 31 instead of having the hysterectomy that restored my ability to function as a contributing member of society?