Oh my goodness, I was too busy trying to figure out whether her facial features were a mask or just really poorly drawn to notice the wings.

Because holding onto anger for too long hurts.

6 months for a mermaid whose facial features don’t align, a skull that looks like it’s starting to melt, and a weird little baby-claw-hand?

So I guess I should have killed myself at age 31 instead of having the hysterectomy that restored my ability to function as a contributing member of society?

How much of the rise in fatalities in the southeast can be attributed to weather?

Two words: 1997 Malibu.

That was my takeaway, too. It was cringeworthy, but mostly because it tried too hard and failed even harder.

Why does that guy look like an extraordinarily annoying character from Portlandia being played by Fred Armison?

Last time a politician in that region felt “motherly,” it was Montana Governor Judy Martz, and she was laundering evidence in a murder investigation because she felt so durn maternal toward the aide of hers who killed another aide in an alcohol and coke fueled car wreck.

True, mine do like to roll off of things. Maybe someone needs to make a squared off stick-style tube?

Agreed on the shape. I can comfortably stick a tube of Burt’s Bees or the fancy local stuff my mom got me for X-mas in my pants pocket, but those EOS things are like carrying a golf ball. It’s distinctive, and good on them for the branding/endorsement success, but it’s a dealbreaker for me.

I’m convinced that owning a gun for “self protection” is giving in to fear.

I totally had that Mickey phone.

The god she describes sounds like an abusive boyfriend.

Dad: I wonder if it’s weird for Jim Parsons to kiss a woman. Cuz he’s gay and all.
Me: Yeah, kinda like how it’s so incredibly hard for straight dude and lady actors to play gay or trans characters on screen.
Dad: ...I never thought of it that way.

How does this compare to Throne of Blood?

Kelly Faircloth: I hate this on principle, because there is only one “How Deep Is Your Love,” and it’s by the Bee Gees.

Dammit. G&L was one of my go-to movie review teams, mostly for their reasonable and lucid reviews (though not so much for the letter grades). Will definitely be following y’all in your new home.

I’m allergic to turkey.

Was a shot in the dark. Montana’s a big state with lots of local pizza joints, but it sure did remind me of Spanky’s.