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“20 Best Films of All Time — Ranked By An Expert Jury”

How did far cry 4 make the list over, say, link to the past? as the list says, “any game where you can hang-glide over a waterfall is fine by me”. and you know what? they’re right! that ruled! and if that makes it one of their favourite games of all time, then it deserves a spot on their list.

skyrim is ok, but its no AAA clock.

I clicked on this article under the impression that I would see a list. What I got was a critique of others critiquing a critique that we can’t actually see without subscribing to a paywalled site.

Found it.
20. Sonic Adventure 2
19. SimCity (1989)
18. Pacman
17. Skyrim
16. Hearthstone
15. Far Cry 4
14. Uncharted 2
13. GTA: San Andreas
12. Pokemon: Red/Blue
11. Halo
10. Red Dead Redemption
9. Civ V
8. Journey
7. Minecraft
6. Doom
5. Bioshock
4. Tetris
3. Super Mario Odyssey
2. Last of Us Parts 1 and 2
1. Portal/Portal 2

 

Phrasing is important!

When you make a personal list, you say as much. This is my personal favorite. This is the panel’s most esteemed, top games or whatever.

You do not say, “this is the list of the best video games of all time, as ranked by an expert jury”.

That phrasing invites this type of criticism because it is

No see, your defense would be great if the list was titled “Our Favorite 20 Games Of All Time” but it’s not. Calling something “The Greatest Of All Time” indicates some sort of general consensus is being achieved and the “experts” should be involved only insofar as they are qualified to sort and acknowledge the

My above statement only applies to US think pieces on international titles.

It is honestly comical how you are now completely unable to get through a video game review or article without making some sort of political statement on gender identity, race, sexuality, politics, etc. Why, and I truly am curious, are you unable to just review games? Is there a mandate at Kotaku saying you have to

I can’t believe I’m having to say this in 2023, I thought we had collectively gotten past this, but since we clearly haven’t let me spell it out clearly: this is their list.

Literally no one cares.

Most of the white hair options in games aren’t great either. It’s always a bummer during a character creator. Nioh 2 had a pretty good system for hair. Wish hair had a better focus in general, especially when there’s a character creator.

paywalled

who cares

Listen... from experience... It’s not just black hair. IT’S ALL HAIR. It’s hard to model right, hard to rig, hard render properly, hard to lit, etc....

The international aspect is - I admit - tough.

First, I think it is a valid thing to note the difference between various styles of gameplay. There’s major structural, stylistic, mechanical and other differences between, say, Final Fantasy 7 and Baldur’s Gate, to the point where only calling them both “RPGs” feels overly broad.

He say 15 years ago, which means 2008 and the 7th generation of consoles. Which was all around a pretty shitty time for most japanese devs. The was a large amount of general xenophobia or just outright racism towards japanese game not getting with the times and all that. So really this tracks.

“Nintendo GameCube’s otherwise short-lived and uneven library”

I too like to ignore the facts and reading the articles and jump directly to commenting without being informed first.