Several reasons:

This, the episode with Ribery and the underage hooker, and supposedly he has a court date for a speeding ticket the day of the Clasico? I’m guessing that buyback option on Morata is going to be exercised this coming summer.

It’s not a joke. Our Twitter replies are full of gun nuts demanding to know when Obama will force background checks on cars.

As an Oklahoman, I can assure you all that my fellow residents are working tirelessly at this very moment to tie this into a defense of gun owners’ rights.

You have to remember that this is a team being run by an plumber and an idiot. Also DUH, why would you trust Kaep.

All I want in the world is for RedTube to sue Google for unfairly promoting its own products in search results. I don’t think that’s good or right, but it would be very entertaining.

Bingo. She did the most, but there were a bunch by other writers on here, including Drew (FFS). I’m still convinced there was some unspoken contest going on. A bunch of people complained on Kinja and the staff were all like, “NO REALLY WE LOVE THESE.” But they seemingly stopped a few months back.

ie worth reading

This is one of the most savage headlines you’ll ever read: “Georgetown invites 2 Chainz to Hoya Hoops Madness, where he’ll probably get upset by 15 Chainz”

When watching football, nothing disappoints me more than a fumble bouncing harmlessly out of bounds. The consequences for letting go of the rock should be STARK and DIRE.

you are high and i like it!

Ohh yea, of course they were doing it in Brooklyn before it was cool.

Presidential hopeful Lincoln Chafee

LOS

any transcriptions on this for the hearing impaired?