Alanis, this is good reporting.

Dennis Hopper taught me that.

Not missing as much as your ability to read.

I hope this creepypasta gets the movie treatment.

This is seriously the best thing I have ever read on Jezebel. 12/10

“Win the moment” sounds like stuff a shitbag would say instead of “who gives a fuck about that bitch” or “we’re gonna walk on this if everyone shuts the fuck up” or “kavanaugh is our ticket to breaking the courts” 

“Man, I really blew it. I could’ve gone a lot bigger on my tie knots. Like, people think wow Merrill can he go bigger than that? I let them down and I let myself down. May god have mercy on my soul.”

Harrumph!

No. I think we’re in hubris vanity project territory here.

How we got to this point:

Boring company just looks like a quick cash grab at this point, complete vaporware in pursuit of startup-funding contract vehicles. Musk has learned well from his experiences with space travel how to manipulate the government in bids, and Boring company is basically a beltway bandit company in pursuit of that big…

I’m more surprised at such a small tax incentive than the overblown Nike controversy. One million dollars sounds like a cheap ransom demand rather than a generous tax incentive.

I just fucking can’t get over that that useless brain dead piece of shit is president of the united states.

As someone who has struggled with their weight since childhood, while I’m sure nicknames like “Hefty Lefty” and “Pillsbury Throwboy” seem harmless and were probably laughed off in public by Lorenzen, they hurt, and play a larger role in him eating his way to 500 lbs than anyone is acknowledging. For some reason,…

Here we see a libertarian in the making...

Yes.

I said you were authentically uninformed. It’s not our job to do your homework. Go look it up if you’re that curious. If you’re not, then don’t.

You’re annoyingly uninformed, really. But you’re certainly authentic about it.

If you read anything at all about Waters earliest years you would know that he’s a genuine, dyed in the wool weirdo. As a small child he was obsessed with car crashes, lethal ones, as a means of amusing himself, to the point where he pestered his mother to take him to a car graveyard for him to play in while imagining…

I don’t even know how to respond to this.