Hopefully there will be a silenced version next.

The article keeps acting like him getting caught was an inevitability (and maybe it was because this guy seems dumb) but he only got caught because he was sloppy. He kept incriminating files on his work computer, then left the job, computer, and incriminating files behind. I am not commiting fraud against the company…

“Also male corsetsests are a thing, lol.”

Goddamn your comment is so dumb and awesome and now I have to explain to my wife why I just chortled and now she respects me less. 

His story is so obviously false. If the scheme was meant to be only temporary, he wouldn’t have involved Kaiser Permanente.

Corsets...oh, I get it. Because corsets are typically associated with women, and women suck. There’s no better way to belittle someone than to point out that something about him is girlie, right?

James Madison... no Elvis, that’s for sure.

Mostly because the conservatives need to appease the evangelical Christians that, for their own end time bullshit, need to pretend to be the friends of Jews while also supporting Trump. It hurts one's he's just trying to make logic sense of it. 

Gay guy.

He’s 2% milk.  He’s a souvenir back scratcher from the Cracker Barrel gift shop.  He’s pleated khakis on Saturday.  He’s Mayor Pleat.

I think the origins of the Rhodesia Scholar program dovetail rather nicely with this particular issue, actually!

“There’s a lot beneath the surface when it comes to trust and legitimacy around policing and race in our city,” Buttigieg said, according to the Times.

But but he’s a RHODES SCHOLAR and he was in Afghanistan and he’s GAY and ADORABLE and goes to CHURCH. Don’t his constituents know ANYTHING?  He shoulda wowed ‘em with his French. 

They may have been within the cylinder, but they were above the rim.

I was on board until you called them “T-ravs”.

Especially if you live in an old building, sometimes coming home every night is a neverending fun game of “Name That Smell!” Damp plaster? Old pipes? Someone’s drain backed up on the floor below? Too much perfume and/or cigarettes from that chick next door? Cat litter from the other neighbor next door? Bong hits from…

My cats breath smells like cat food

This is another way to find out if you smell. If your house smells, then you probably do, too.