Still not the worst beating suffered by a Ventura on the mound.

If your order does not arrive by the stated date, you can call Amazon support and they will add a free month of prime to your account, up to 12 times a year.

As someone who escaped that damned cult, that would make me so angry. I hope he didn’t leave those people one red cent. The worst years of my life were spent with them. My sister and I were so hoping he had gotten out before he died. She said it perfectly, “He didn’t deserve to die a Jehovah’s Witness.”

When it comes to public restrooms, I don’t know what’s worse: push-button faucets that spray for 1.5 seconds per push, or flailing my hands under a sensor trying to get it to turn on.

Well he has the same economic advisors that Paul Martin did who was the last PM to not only balance the budget but to create a surplus.

You’ve obviously never baked a bundt cake for your wife.

Aesthetically pleasing Bundt:

I’m just brainstorming here.

“Better football team” LOL SIX RINGZZZZZZZZZZZZ, COUNT EM

You what is even worse? Blowing the whistle on someone covering up murder. Do that and you’ll never coach again. If all you do is cover up murder, come on back in ten years and coach again.

Looks like a young Larry Flynt.

We prefer to say it’s a “pyramid opportunity.”

“The NCAA is so mad at Kentucky they’ll probably slap another two years’ probation on Cleveland State.” - Jerry Tarkanian

So, now University athletic departments will have to hire a specialist who can edit the meta data on email? Won’t that raise the cost of college for all students?

I look forward to Southern Miss getting the death penalty for this while UNC, in which the institution itself created a sham major that served 1000's of athletes over two decades, gets a $500 fine and one year probation.

But without the unnecessary words, how will I reach my professor’s word count requirement?

Railgun battleships!