Still not the worst beating suffered by a Ventura on the mound.

As someone who escaped that damned cult, that would make me so angry. I hope he didn’t leave those people one red cent. The worst years of my life were spent with them. My sister and I were so hoping he had gotten out before he died. She said it perfectly, “He didn’t deserve to die a Jehovah’s Witness.”

You’ve obviously never baked a bundt cake for your wife.

Aesthetically pleasing Bundt:

“Better football team” LOL SIX RINGZZZZZZZZZZZZ, COUNT EM

You what is even worse? Blowing the whistle on someone covering up murder. Do that and you’ll never coach again. If all you do is cover up murder, come on back in ten years and coach again.

Looks like a young Larry Flynt.

We prefer to say it’s a “pyramid opportunity.”

I say this a full blooded Jew, but that is a great name. It’s so great, I almost (almost) want the name to legitimately catch on as a term for something, like getting really wasted (“I drank so much last night, there’s an alcoholocaust in my stomach right now”) or fucking up a drink in some way, like when the…

Boston is what happens when you pay for New York but get Philadelphia.

“The NCAA is so mad at Kentucky they’ll probably slap another two years’ probation on Cleveland State.” - Jerry Tarkanian

So, now University athletic departments will have to hire a specialist who can edit the meta data on email? Won’t that raise the cost of college for all students?

I look forward to Southern Miss getting the death penalty for this while UNC, in which the institution itself created a sham major that served 1000's of athletes over two decades, gets a $500 fine and one year probation.

Re-brand to “Cucks” and let Ryne Sandberg manage ‘em.

I really hope the next pair of people that John Oliver sends to Yankee Stadium are literally dressed like the caricature on Bomani’s short - plus whiteface!

Pretty sure a Caucasian with a dollar sign is the unofficial symbol of 95% of pro sports teams. You can’t even get in to Yankee Stadium to observe without this look.

But without the unnecessary words, how will I reach my professor’s word count requirement?

Railgun battleships!