Oh, sorry. Didn’t mean to chap your ass so badly. Where was your safe card?

yo, take off the cape and get with it.

I think I’m on Barnes side here. Fucking with your friend’s ex is no bueno. Fisher should have taken his ass-whipping like a man and moved on with life.

Counterpoint: honoring a man who is a journeyman is a nice thing to do, and the NHL is being dicks about it, so fuck ‘em.

You’re just a cunt.

Yeah, it is the fans fault and not the NHL.

No. Definitely not past a couple years old. Older models have been known for having blown head gasket issues, they typically arise around 120k miles. I think Jalopnik summarizes it well, even the base model of the new model provides a great value.

Agreed. It really is masterful, along with Once Upon A Time in the West

One of the most underrated films of all-time.

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.

So, this isn’t a mural from the Pawnee, IN courthouse?

Orlando Bloom—who once swung a punch at Justin Bieber at a restaurant in Ibiza

Seriously, those are the kind of guys you want in your corner. They are how lawyers are supposed to behave with their clients *side-eye Len Kachinsky*. You know, believing in their client and actually communicating with them and their families.

Because if there’s anyone I trust to prevent blunders, it’s the NFL league office.

To clarify: that is oil made from pressed babies, not oil to be used on babies.

My guess is we will see it this afternoon.

Deadspin video or it didn’t happen.

Bills fans coped with the tough loss by chokeslamming someone through a folding table and having a gangbang in the bed of an El Camino.

Heh. +1, despite the dumb trolling.

You mean I can't just build one in my bedroom with some camera strobes and an alarm clock?