Oh, sorry. Didn’t mean to chap your ass so badly. Where was your safe card?

yo, take off the cape and get with it.

I think I’m on Barnes side here. Fucking with your friend’s ex is no bueno. Fisher should have taken his ass-whipping like a man and moved on with life.

Counterpoint: honoring a man who is a journeyman is a nice thing to do, and the NHL is being dicks about it, so fuck ‘em.

You’re just a cunt.

Yeah, it is the fans fault and not the NHL.

No. Definitely not past a couple years old. Older models have been known for having blown head gasket issues, they typically arise around 120k miles. I think Jalopnik summarizes it well, even the base model of the new model provides a great value.

Agreed. It really is masterful, along with Once Upon A Time in the West

One of the most underrated films of all-time.

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.

So, this isn’t a mural from the Pawnee, IN courthouse?

Orlando Bloom—who once swung a punch at Justin Bieber at a restaurant in Ibiza

Seriously, those are the kind of guys you want in your corner. They are how lawyers are supposed to behave with their clients *side-eye Len Kachinsky*. You know, believing in their client and actually communicating with them and their families.

I would say the main difference between a ‘world class’ whistler and everyone else is self promotion.

Because if there’s anyone I trust to prevent blunders, it’s the NFL league office.

“fend off effects of aging”= Boner medication!

Haha, I immediately screamed, “KILL IT AND GRIND IT INTO POWDER!” when I saw the headline.

And likely killed the very next day to be sold and made into some ancient remedy to fend off effects of aging.

To clarify: that is oil made from pressed babies, not oil to be used on babies.

You mean I can't just build one in my bedroom with some camera strobes and an alarm clock?