The representatives are looking to buy jewelery, fetishes, beadwork, etchings, pottery, and other art work.

ATTENTION ALL ARTISTS!!

But turtles all have nostrils in real life.

Sigh. It's called celiac disease. Yes, yes, you've been tested. Try another doctor who gives a shit. You know what I don't do every morning? Vomit. You know what I used to do? Vomit. It's either celiac, or eating to late at night before bed without taking an acid pill. I know that if I take an acid/femotidine 20 mg at…

This has been debunked. You are either celiac or not. Why are we even still even discussing Gluten intolerance?

LeBron James + an injury-prone, slashing guard + a stretch big man who doesn't play defense...I feel like I've read this story somewhere before...

FUUUUUUCK! Did you seriously just drop that sick gas station burn?

You overcharge so that there's a greater incentive to take a plea deal.

I'm really glad the DA is taking this case seriously and prosecuting these young men. And I think they should go to prison. However, I am not in favor of prison sentences for 100s of years. 20-30 years? Okay - they can spend the best years of their adult lives in prison. That seems about right. But if there is…

No, it probably won't be prosecuted. In keeping with current international norms, this Russian will just get handed a bunch of economic sanctions.

I'm surprised he got fat. He was one of the few Americans I know that was ever active on Thanksgiving.

Why is a Primanti's sandwich so much better than a cheesesteak sandwich?

Standing ovation. This is one of the best-researched pieces I've ever seen on Deadspin. Holy moly, where do you guys keep the DHOF ballots?

/hated this fucking town

Washington Times: owned and run by an insecure megalomaniacal fanatic who demands conformity of opinion within the organization

In his defense, Dan would happily buy form-fitting clothes if he could find a Toys-R-Us that still sells Cabbage Patch Kids.

This is why Snyder is so tone deaf - he encircles himself onluy with those who approve of his billionaire opinion. He refuses to even talk or be seen with fans, unless, like over the weekend, the fan is wearing a KEEP THE NAME t-shirt or otherwise facilitating his feedback loop. In this world, where employees he…

"the thinly veiled racist shitpickles she's fermenting"