She has a stand-up special on Showtime. I saw her in Girls Trip and wasn’t overly impressed, but her Stand-up, while non-traditional was genuinely funny and sold me on her talents. She tells a good story.

Again, some hot takes from people who don’t know condiments...

^What this tasty Newton said.

and MRAs

Scott Pruitt not paying his Lobbyist landlord these tiny ass rents, it’s like in College when I would sell rich kids weed and they would ask for the front, knowing full well they had a stacked bank account and a loaded credit card from pops, and would still nickle and dime for a fronted sack, a friends discount, and…

I think Connor is going to get sued by UFC for actions that lead to the matches getting cancelled, and he’ll be sued by the fighters who were injured for loss of income. He will probably lose and lose big.

This might be the dumbest product you have ever tried to pimp.

“Easier to grab with tongs or gloves”

Muthafucka, if you have tongs or gloves, it’s already easy to pick up. Also, I highly doubt any heat gets transferred to the interior.

Find something useful to pimp to the masses, not this wack shit.

This might be the dumbest product you have ever tried to pimp.

“Easier to grab with tongs or gloves”

Muthafucka, if…

You need to tell the einstein-ensteins out there, to make sure to only use a 100% COTTON kitchen towel. If you use anything that has any remote synthentic fibers, the residual heat from the cooking pot will melt the synthetic fibers IMMEDIATELY and you will now have plastic rice for dinner.

Gonna find some PKs or a Double Ma Deuce You just want tto make a bunch of technicals, don’t you?

^THIS

You need to learn a thing or two about cartography. Not as a woman. Not as a female gamer. As someone who doesn’t know how accurately describe a map.

Oh, you mean Cincinnati chili? That sludge is actually delicious.

#ThereBeDragonsHere

You forgot Shark Week (TM)

tRASHBITCH

Eh, you’re kind of a stupid prick, not a stupid shit.

Fam, This is ‘Murrica. GTFO with your poutine-lovin’ ass. Only ‘Murrican Mountains up for debate.

I have two gay dads, you fucking homophobe. Trashbitch.

Then your dad does a good job dressing like your sister. Because most women don’t have moustaches

I lived in the CLE for awhile and never heard of them while there. Is it a Parma thing?

First time I ever heard potato wedges described as Jojos, was by a guy I worked with from South Carolina while we worked in DC.

The Sheetz/Wawa-style Baltimore quick stop called “Royal Farms” does a similar style of tater but calls…