Right? Only 10+ years later can I even tolerate being a group text with one of my exs

I only recently learned he has a child with Helena Christensen—-never saw that coming.

somebody get that woman a toaster

I’ve met him a couple times and a friend has, too. He’s super normal and friendly (and smells nice).

He needs all the oil blotters. Although a friend met him and said he was incredibly nice for what it’s worth.

My brother used to work for a private airline near LAX, and he helped Armie Hammer with his bags when he was shooting “The Man From U.N.C.L.E.” He told me he was very sociable and awesome to talk to.

I was coming here to say “two women holding hands and laughing doesn’t mean they’re saying, grow up, world!!!!”

james woods getting trashed

Taylor Kinney was at Lady Gaga’s show at Wrigley Field last month. A much more mature looking break-up than many.

Is Demi Lovato dating gorgeous openly gay intersectional feminist DJ and producer Lauren Abedini?

We used “Here’s Looking at You, 2000!”

Don’t forget about all the work that Southern dandy has put into reviving this failed program:

Well we know Session’s plan would be to jail them all. Problem solved!

Whaaaaat?! I’m almost 40, so maybe they’ve changed the guidelines? When it first came out, it was a strict 26 and under rule. But I’ve never had any strain of it. My mom is an OB and she was a psycho about my getting regular paps that tested for everything, not just the routine. Honestly surprised she doesn’t know…

You’re a good aunt! I think it’s 11, so now would be the right time to start the conversation with your sister. Her (your niece) being a kid has nothing to do with it. It’s a protection that will last her the rest of her life.

Check with a different OBGYN, because I asked when I was 26 and my doctor told me that cap age is bullshit and even if you already have HPV, you should still get the vaccine to protect from other strains.

Yup—my skin cleared up tons after I went on the pill, and now that I’ve switched to Mirena, it’s still pretty clear (but not quite as pristine as it used to be).

My friend’s daughter had to sign a crazy release to get on Acutane. She had to promise that she WOULDN’T HAVE SEX while on the medication . If she didn’t sign this promise, they wouldn’t give her the meds.

I used to have pretty severe acne and I went on Accutane in high school to clear it up. I think there’s a more mellow version out there now because that stuff was scary in the side effects. My worst side effect was chapped lips so I was fine.

My skin got super clear the first year of my current relationship because we were having sex more than five times a week. Four times a week or less won’t work. It HAS to be five or more.