I agree 1000%. I’m pregnant right now and my stupid husband read some stupid study about how pregnant women who drink stupid milk have smarter babies, and now we have a nightly ritual of him force feeding me a glass of milk while I cry and say I want a stupid baby. It’s the worst. THE WORST.

Cheating isn’t always a sign something is wrong. This is a really big misconception about infidelity. They’ve actually done studies on it and in a majority of cases people who cheat can’t name a single thing wrong with their relationship, they just cheated. They made a bad decision, possibly just one time, and don’t…

This show is a license for Lisa to print money and the smartest thing she’s ever done.

Yep, that sentence would have been right at home in “American Psycho”.

“How can he possibly resist the maddening urge to eradicate history at the mere push of a single button? The beautiful, shiny button? The jolly, candy-like button? Will he hold out, folks? Can he hold out?”

His clothing is mostly “pretend that you are a refugee, except being really pretentious, charging loads of money and forgetting about actual refugees”. Also beige.

He gave his models blond buzzcuts? KANYE, LET IT GO.

I doubt there would be much controversy if he called a woman a bitch because unfortunately it’s so common in rap songs. But thinking a woman owes him sex just adds on to the rape culture shit he has been spouting lately.

Ok. My “assumption” was actually based on the literal words you used and what they mean, but fair enough. Thanks for clarifying. I’m not really a big adherent of the ‘separate the man from his misogyny’ thing, but sure.

I get apopleptic about designer baby goods because Marc Jacobs, Gucci, Armani and Burberry will make clothes for tiny humans who will literally shit in them, but not for grown-ass plus-size women who have money. Fuck designer baby goods.

Any woman is “too good” for a man who has no respect for women.

I’ll get you a cream for butt enhancement. It’s called butter, and it’s delicious.

Nicolas Sparks is the Thomas Kinkade of “storytelling,” if that’s what he thinks it is.

i’ve actually never had that problem. i’m currently wearing a shirt from there i’ve had for like 8 years and a pair of leggings that are 2 or 3 years old, and neither of them have fallen apart or anything. i’ll sometimes get small holes in things, but that’s entirely my own damn fault and happens with any brand. maybe…

I wonder if when Kim and Amber met up they shook hands then smelled their fingers and gave each other a knowing wink.

No Vegas wedding! They need to drive to AK and get married on that bridge with the 1,000-foot drop that Mickey and Mallory got married on in Natural Born Killers!

Coissants that turn into vampires.

You need to make the billionaire, step-brother, shapeshifter with a motorcycle club also be part angel, because if there’s anything fanfiction and deviantart have taught me, it’s that slapping a big pair of wings on something apparently makes everything better.

I also thought twilight was a great love story. And then I turned 13. And I tried to reread it. And I couldn’t. Because my brain hurt.

It HAS to be butt-related.