As Jezebel’s Bobby Finger points out

Truth.

I’ve seen Grease way, way too much, but here goes: Sandy doesn’t change for Danny, she changes for herself. There’s a whole song refrain about how she doesn’t like being “Sandra Dee” anymore.

My university sent out a survey last semester that asked instructors all about which speed reading tools they would want to teach their students. It was all about whether/how we would incorporate these tools into our class. I was baffled. I thought everybody knew that the efficacy of speed reading is dubious at best.

War and Peace are my boobs’ names.

Just showing what you can do with a little punctuation and inflection.

I wouldn’t call those baggy ass beige sweatsuits ‘fashion’, but whatever, Kayne.

Oh man, Kanye...why, just, why?

Why should I embrace Pangaea when it didn’t have the wherewithal to stick together as a continent?

No, going to a doctor won’t fix everything but if the doctor can’t solve it, or your doctor is an asshole, you go to another doctor, you don’t shove a tea bag full of twigs up your vag.

Hell, I put a grain of sand up in there three years ago and I'm still waiting for a big expensive-ass PEARL to come out :/

Nah would never put up there. What am I a sorority girl in the south or going to tea with the queen of England??? No thanks.

She's the one out of all that mess that I'm rooting for.

I’m pretty sure naming your child King Cairo legally requires you to only dress him in zoot suits.

Never go against THE family. I love Fester’s bloodsucking leeches!!

back in the day (the 30s, 40s, 50s) the studio heads would have banned all twitter accounts for their stars (in the alternate universe where twitter existed back then). but i would have given anything to see a twitter feed from bad boy robert mitchum.

Hey Kanye ^

I have no desire to shit on this article and am perfectly ok with the fact that it is not accessible to me, but I feel the need to say that I’ve read articles on Jalopnik and Deadspin about subjects I know a great deal less about than R&B music and I was able to follow them easily. “Impenetrable to outsiders” is not a…

I bet they have a pickpocket monkey living in their crawspace. That seems the most logical explanation to me.

I agree. I liked the E-Show in its early days, but only because of the panel. I found myself flipping channels during her interviews and the Chuy skits drove me nuts. It became easier to just skip the whole thing.