“Really this should have been a wedding for Stassi and Katie. They are both so desperate to be married, they don’t care who it is as long as that guy will commit.”

That was truly wonderful.

Is emotionally broken psychos the same as plz advise? Can I follow just that on SoundCloud?

I’ll be honest. This checks out in terms of my own experiences shopping at a local Macy’s. Organized and competent they were not. (Except in the beauty department. That typically went smoothly).

Literally none of this, nor the above info, surprises me, but I’m glad to have some confirmation! I love real life details about Bravolebrities! I just started watching Atlanta again; I think this season’s really fun. I can even handle Phaedra! In past seasons, her obvious phoniness made me sick, and I find even a…

No T. Rex is a fucking travesty. I’ve ranted about that to my boyfriend, who I think tires of hearing about it. But no T. Rex and no Motörhead? Fuck oooooffffffffff. Which “rock and roll” are you talking about, “Hall of Fame?”

Of the many, many infuriating and frankly offensive omissions in that bullshit institution, there is one that angers me above all else: motherfucking MOTÖRHEAD.

I don’t even think the crop top was the worst part. The skirt was just horrible. I think with better (color-matched) skirt, the top would would probably have been cute.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

HOW DARE YOU, THEY ARE PRINT-TO-CANVAS!!!

That’s wonderful.

I love that family. The mom getting SO excited for the premiere of Ash Vs. Evil Dead was me 100%. And I enjoy her shushing her family so she can dance to Janet Jackson.

That was so spectacular. Just the insight and the planning. Brilliant. I also love that the whole situation came to light in the stupidest, prettiest way.

Also you can see the baristas making the drinks. Are people suggesting that baristas will start openly spitting in people’s drinks in response to this? Because that’s insane.

HOLY SHIT THAT IS WHAT I ASSUMED! Good god, what a horrible thing to have lived with. But what a fucking great story.

WHAATT!!????!! This is probably my favorite story so far. That’s terrifying.

Well put!

I like his face, I think it's kind of creepy.

Oh wow, that seems horrible. That is not a relationship I would like to be in.

If it’s any consolation, I fucking HATED it. A lot.