Oh, that bums me out. But it also doesn't surprise me.

Frankly, I’m a little offended that this guy’s Eddie looks EXACTLY like Derek Riggs’ Eddie.

I feel like those things...do not correlate.

Yeees! It’s simultaneously really terrible and pretty great. It’s such a bizarre combination of legitimate, abuse issues and drunk poop talk.

Yes, absolutely.

WHY WOULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK THAT? Have you not seen her velvet couches? Or her masterful ability to get weirdly drunk and fly off the handle about really small, strange things?

That was so weird!! I think it was to make us think that her vagina is super-duper tight. Because, yeah. That's not huge.

Oh god, right? I still can’t get over WHY there is a remake of Rocky Horror. It fundamentally confuses and offends me.

Now THAT’S a good apology.

YES, Neil deGrasse Tyson!

I read that as “Do you ever have to take a hot, smelly shit right at the end of your dream?” I was...very confused.

THIS SOUNDS AMAZING!!! Obviously since it’s a Ryan Murphy joint, it’ll start strong and rapidly get terrible, but I will nevertheless watch the shit out of it. Jessica Lange as Joan Crawford? Yes please.

That’s what I got from it too. Also, he made no actual statements in that “interview.” What even was that? So...you wish you were gay, I guess? Cool story, James.

Exactly!

I LOVE raisins in salads.

You mean, some amazing dreams.

Hahaha really? That’s amazing. I don’t think that the Feldman dream could be better than that (because nothing is). And that labyrinth is from Hellbound: Hellraiser II.

I think you might not be allowed to do copyrighted characters on Snatch Game. Similarly, I believe that you’re not allowed to do the actual dance routines in LSFYL performances. But the copyrighted characters rule has to be the only explanation why Thorgy didn’t do Rosanne Rosanadana.

I agree with all of that.

Apparently I can’t edit, but I just realized that it says “actual harassment.” It should say sexual harassment.