Ahhh. Yes, the mixed drink glass/cut that has no balance! I worked one summer at a well known crab house outside of Chicago, and would regularly come home smelling of Mai Tais and fried food. And my white sneakers were practically pink from the drink sloshing!

I do this when I am biking... and sometimes - on your left/right!!

The oiling up of the doll is creeping me out. Especially the music! So much time spent on the belly button....

But WHY the camel toe?

Me toooo!! What is up with all of the camel toe stuff????

YUP. He's one of us...

Manly jeans?? Admirable cowboy boots?? What does that even mean?????

Seriously? UGH! That's it. Paris fashion week is officially a circus/joke.

And wouldn't this mom know that the cookies were VULVA not vagina cookies if she REALLY wanted to teach the kids the proper vocabulary????

Pretty sure that this is not a true story. It was made up....

Luv her!

Wow. I did not know that this list needed to exist. But, I am SO glad it does!

Is this the same dudebro who pulled that "my father owns half of manhattan" shit when he came out of that awful drunk brunching place here in ny?

That. Is. Awesome!!!!

I think that is a shower curtain, not blood smears.... and I am very sure it isn't a photoshop job. But she is trolling us hard!

Def. not photoshop, maybe a prosthetic?

True, and I think it could be hilarious... I don't disagree with you! In fact, I hope that South Park does something with this!! THAT would be AMAZING!!!!!!

Nope. Don't need one. I have enough of my own hair!