Calling Ajax one of the best clubs in Europe is a bit of stretch.

Great, the last thing we need is a clog in the development pipeline.

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My favorite part was the "wtf am I supposed to do with this" body language from the Knicks d every time he caught the ball deep.

In Beijing, LeBron just trademarked “Tacko Tuesday” at the (Chinese) National Intellectual Property Administration and filed a complaint against the Knicks for tampering.

Lauren, you didn’t mention the delicious subplot: last night Rask played in his 500th career game. It came against the team that drafted him. Like his first game, he got the win, and by the same score too. And after the game he was interviewed by Andrew Raycroft, the man he was traded for.

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

I mean, I think your criticism is fair, but at the same time, Canada hadn’t scored a goal against USA in 12 years, so it’s not like the mentality comes from nowhere. 

But Berhalter’s got a system for fucking that football!

Watching the team try to form some sort of coherent offensive strategy last night was like watching a monkey try to fuck a football. At a basic level you understand what it’s trying to do, but in the end it’s just confusion and embarrassment for everything involved. 

apples and mandarins

I’m surprised at this anti-Bulgaria post.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

It wouldn’t be the first time a bunch of Catholics burned a female leader.

Eh, posting things to a locked, private social media account restricted to trusted friends and family is not meaningfully different from sending an email to a private mailing list, or just talking to a group of close associates around a dinner table. It’s fine to expect those people to keep what they hear private, and…

like a helicopter.

No one represents the San Jose Earthquakes better than striker Chris Wondolowski

No, no, no, for fucks sake. Racist tweets were held up by a sign with beer money, man.

If this is a two-horse race, I’m assuming Man U will get euthanized on the track.