Toothless independent contractor statutes aren’t likely to change with Linda McMahon on the cabinet. The McMahons got rich running one of the country’s more successful independent contractor scams.

I had another one who, when i asked how he was, he replied “why should I answer, you don’t really care”. We then got into the deepest conversation a drunk 25 year old from Chicago and a Somali cabbie could ever possibly have at 3am on a Sunday morning. Wouldn’t get out of the cab until he finally told me how he was.…

I had a cabbie once who spent the whole ride to the airport telling me all the details of the escort service he ran on the side. I was 12. You definitely don’t get that with Uber.

This is so touching.

You ever see someone win something and even though you don’t know them you’re so proud of them? That’s me with Mahershala Ali right now.

I just had tater tots for dinner and earlier today I stress-ate my way through half of a Pepperidge Farm vanilla cake. I’m not even sorry.

You guys realize they’re playing #allLivesMatter with the goddamn Holocaust, right?

This is what Eric Cartman would look like if he was a real human and an adult.

Fried chicken? No way that guy eats anything so closely connected to black people. It’s only full fat mayo on crackers and tater tot casserole for Bannon.

Looks like he’s out of control with the KFC, too.

If only we could get him to only watch kids movies, and stop issuing executive orders.

Good on the NBA. In the NFL, Maker and Deng would probably just get cut for being a “distraction.”

I have heard her name ONCE in my life, and there wasn’t even any context. Now I’m going to hate-research her because I’m already in a bad mood, but her nasty life might turn things around for Me tonight.

She’s entitled to her own alternate facts.

Rich- thanks for posting this. This segment of The View got cut out on the West Coast this morning for the Trump-May press conference.

You know what, Dems, I’ll believe it when I see it.

Cyrus as POTUS will make a very interesting season. Too bad, though... I liked the Vargas character

I used to think Scandal was a great show, but a bit too far fetched

It’s not so much that I thought Donald Trump actually read a lot of books of any kind, but for some reason it has just hit me. Our President is a man who doesn’t read any books. Any of them. At all. (Look, I’m sure plenty of our presidents have not been big readers - W. comes to mind, but hell Laura was a teacher and…

our president is an idiot, he doesn’t have to think for himself, because he is a president.