Wade is unhappy in Chicago. Melo is getting pushed out of New York. Chris Paul is on a team that could be great if he and his teammates weren’t constantly injured.

the next four years

My fear is that since they rip off everyone all of this is a ploy by Pence and Ryan to undermine Trump by letting him do whatever he wants, effectively setting himself up for the headshot, then getting all Machiavelli like Frank Underwood and stealing the presidency.

I’m worried they’re going to start (secretly) medicating him before he does something egregiously impeachable. Fingers crossed he pisses off the wrong Republican soon.

My heart is broken by this. And I’m furious.

Lately I find that I’m angry all the time. To the point that I forget why and I stop and wonder what I’m angry about. And then I remember that president trump is destroying america/our democracy and all of our lives.

He’s really just turning out to be a lapdog for the establishment right, isn’t he? Grover Norquist’s “we just need a guy who can use a pen.”

if it wasn’t this, he;d be crying about something else. And also pinning the ball against the backboard is goal tending.

Come the fuck on. Cav’s cake walk to the finals while the Warriors have to run the Spurs, Houston, and Clippers gauntlet (who all have as many wins as Cleveland) and this guy is crying about being overburdened?

If i was Sean Spicer’s doctor I’d tell him eating a brick every day would be fine. Drink some paint to wash it down, maybe.

You know, my SO told me about this, and I thought he was joking. (In my defense my SO didn’t know what specific day was being named a National Patriot Day, he helpfully suggested that it should be “the first Monday after the Super Bowl”). This is real life?? Making his own inauguration day a fucking holiday?? Even Kim…

In 2012 (?) and always:

Near as I can tell she still works for Trump and was publicly lobbying for the press secretary position last month but I guess it really shouldn’t be a surprise that queen ding-dong of the made up facts seems to have been sidelined for whiter blonder swamp barbie.

Oh daaaamn.

This reminds me of how I smile at my boss when we make eye contact and then after she turns aways I crinkle my nose in distaste.

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Life is just so hard when you’re a billionaire in charge of the most powerful country on earth. I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

Aww, Donny, are you having a rough day? Do you need a nap before you have to put on your big boy pants and GOVERN THE FUCKING COUNTRY LIKE AN ADULT?

#FreeMelania