Couldn’t have happened to a better person.

Can you really underrate a defense if it has never faced a real test?

“the deal was reached a week ago, but has been kept ‘a big secret’ because Michele’s camp feared the seven days of criticism that would surely lead up the divisive President-elect’s big day.”

True, but these speeches & questions do reinforce how much easier it is to look good when you’re part of the opposition party and have no real power.

tim kaine, al franken, murphy, bernie, bennet, elizabeth warren...

Hey, if you can get half the public to such an abysmal level of education that they elect Trump, another few decades of dumbing things down and the rubes won’t even mind saying things like “Lord and Lady DeVos, by the Grace of God, Protectors of the Faith for Michigan.”

Lunch? What kind of communist shit is this? You get your parents to give you $10 every day and shop at one of our fine on-campus fast food restaurants.

HOLY SHIT! Please let that be the disaster I dream it will be!

I think realizing what this job entails already has. He somehow had no fucking clue, even on November 9, the enormous responsibility that would be heaped on his shoulders. I’d be appreciating his misery if it didn’t mean that anything he does will badly fuck up the country.

His whole adult life has been a staged fucking event.

Fuck Donald Trump a million and half times. I hope pretending to be president ruins his life.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

Anyone else think that Trump had no idea who John Lewis is until about 20 minutes after his tweets?

Bleak for Trump and supporters. But absolutely DELICIOUS for the rest of us!

Could you describe the idea you were going for by posting that video? There is no fucking WAY my finger’s anywhere near that play button.

Not even a cover band will perform at his inauguration, damn, that is extra bleak.

You know, they might as well see if the Ringling Brothers’ circus is able to preform. It’s gonna die soon, anyway, and represents an America that had its hey-day in the mid 20th century.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”