That she thinks that story makes her seem relatable really tells you everything you need to know about her and her whole stupid family.

Your .gif is perfect. May I be the first to throw a rock at Ivanka’s face while telling her to fuck right off?

I don’t like to use the word hate but I totally fucking hate that entire family.

This is the anecdote of a a vapid over privileged white women success story.

And who do we think had to MAKE the lemonade? I’m betting it wasn’t the grifter princess...

Guilted? Imagine Daddy Dearest, looming in the background, and the steady realization of how replaceable you are if it gets back to him “somehow” that you won’t buy his entrepreneurial little twits’ garbage drinks? 

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

Caitlyn is a fascinating look into what white male privilege looks like on a woman. White women have their own sense of privilege but this Caitlyn mess is a whole different beast. She’s got like, super-duper privilege and watching her open her gob and consistently embarrass herself is one of my last remaining…

Bruce Jenner was an asshole and now Caitlyn is an asshole. We need to realize that changing how you’re presenting doesn’t necessarily change who you are on the inside.

So people have finally stopped endlessly defending her because she was a high profile Transgender individual and finally realised that both pre and post transition was a shitty person?

The macho posturing wastes everyone’s time.

I like how he started shit because a baby was ... not injured? and then said he didn’t want to make a big deal of it... while talking to a fucking news crew. Yeah okay broseph, you’re a real hero

Every movie starring Mark Wahlberg.

RE Naya and David Spade:

I’ll say it: Tom Brady has a brand to protect and it was easy to hide behind his mother. He isn’t fooling anyone; man is savvy and if anything his wife told him to sit this one out.

Sometimes internet commenters try too hard. This would be one of those times.

I think you came to the wrong place to have this argument. He is a cold-blooded killer. He killed these people without remorse AFTER winning his way out with a contract worth millions. He’s a bitch who had the opportunity to do something great and be something better but instead chose to be said bitch. I agree with…

I like how you swiftly brush aside the multiple murders and other unknown crimes thing before moving on to the generic mea culpa of society failing Aaron Hernandez. Aaron Hernandez failed Aaron Hernandez. He failed as a human being, as a father, as a member of society. The world is a better place without him.

Oh give me a fucking break. Society failed him by making him an idolized millionaire? Get a fucking grip.

Even in these shit times, the good guys occasionally win!