“Quick, were there white people that can verify his alibi? No, was there a TV show that white people like that can verify his alibi? Yeah? Shoot.”

But also don’t give up a chance to say fuck Peter Thiel and his blood boy either.

Assuming equal quality in posts before and after kinja, I’m feeling like I get a lot less likes than I used to which means bad? I’m seeing a lot less regulars too, so either everyone has changed their name or the population is dropping.

Quick, someone tell Trump the second half of Nazism is Socialism.

That’s actually a message from an older missile launch I found online just saying they think a missile launched and they’ll send more info.

Jesus this article and its timing. Literally woke up this morning to all channels warning of a ballistic missile launch from a hostile country and all residents in its flight path to go underground or at least indoors.

To the pirates: “So guys, should we save Yara, or do you want to go rape and pillage?”

Donald Trump doesn’t care about [kinja].

Wow, just noticed like eight flaws in my post. Are we blocked from editing once someone comments?

At this point I have a really weird relationship with this show. I find it slow, some episodes incredibly unapproachable, and the mythology has been like getting a semester final that exclusively covers the minutiae discussed in asides at the start of the year.

Oh Jesus Christ, I could sort of deal with this before but now that every other post is being synergized from the other Gizmodo sites I’m not sure how much longer I can take this. I literally just vanished away the articles on vinyl records and the game of thrones truck from my other feeds (gizmodo, lifehacker, and…

Don’t worry, when the new episode of game of thrones comes out you can bet it will be wall to wall GoT. God save you if you watch Twin Peaks or want to read something else though.

It’s ok though because on mobile, once you expand it you can then see two or maybe three if they are really short. It’s like being in an art gallery where every post gets its own isolated wall to display on.

Ugh, I feel like I’m on Gawker. My perception of the quality of the writing has gone down just based on the site design.

It would be really hilarious if after all this is over Qyburn slinks off disgraced up north to pursue his zombie magic for another few thousand years.

Ray Wise has one of those voices I could just listen to forever so that's already an improvement.

I've always thought he reminded me more of a scabbed-over version of Councelor Healey from Orange is the New Black.

Don't worry, this guy is never right!

Dammit, that was my smartphone game name!

Great, voltron Anti-White Walker Dream Team Death Squad can combine to take on Zombie Wun Wun.