I believe middle-school sass is colorblind though.

And wonky controls!

Shillary is for sheeple…sheeeeeeeeeeeple!

The story I heard was that Liz and Nash Kato ("guy with the glasses who sings in all Urge's videos") dated for a bit but he was at peak rockstar and it ended terribly, causing Exile in Guyville.

Fact: the cover of Exile in Guyville looks like a Xenomorph.

And he actually has eyes, he just wears a bandage around them because he thought glasses looked dumb.

Black Dhalia is thematically very dense though. On the surface is a murder mystery but then there's this story of the relationship between the two partners, and then perhaps its strongest theme, an attempt to define masculinity as the desire to both want to save every woman and want to destroy every woman. The last…

Don't forget the classics:
Dong
Personal Space Invaders
Space Whores

I'll take five!

I'm going to second the implicit endorsement of Fat Slice over Blondie's.

Yeah, Mrs Buller and I keep a stock of them in the freezer because they're the perfect solution to "I want to eat something but I don't really want to put any effort into it." That day in March when we emerge from our dens to find we can no longer find nikunan at the store is a sad one (though not as sad as…

It's basically September to March for the curryman. Also, bakery style deep fried curry pan is amazing!

I bet you he makes all his money on discrimination settlements with medical insurance companies.

I tell myself that we saved the world from WW3 by letting Thomas Kinkade pursue his douchey dreams. It makes the art just slightly more palatable.

Jesus, that illustration. I feel like he's going to suck me into the Upside-Down.

"It's a long story that doesn't rhyme"
The Russians

As 80s archetypes go I think he's more the rich dad preppy than the jock.

I've been wondering, does El really ever go into the upside-down? It seems like all her experience is in the sensory deprivation chamber which is like a weird platonic abstraction/dreamscape. We never see her enter the viney, poisonous, with-buildings Upside-Down.

I feel like a lot of the problem is that most of the guests don't really hate the songs. If you have to think about it you don't really hate it. I think that's why Margret Cho's was a lot more fun to read, there was passion in that hate.

So say we all.