(Slowly rising crane shot)

Speaking of early 90s alternative, I'd like to nominate "Twelve Gracious Melodies" off of STP's Purple. Mmmmm, sweet sweet lounge.

I just honored this show by eating haggis!

Whatever bubbles bubbles up.

Clearly it would be Lucas with the Lid Off.

A Wild Sheep Chase and The Elephant Vanishes are my favorites.

".. So then the visitors enter the park by crossing over a bridge that's shaped like my back, and then cross through a cement model of my head before exiting out a vagina in the iris of my eye, for we must all step on the backs of greatness, to be born through the power of my mind's eye."

When asked for comment, they both responded "Shut the fuck up and enjoy the greatness."

That's how I felt about Dragon's Lair.

I spent like three minutes trying to decide which one to choose between Jurassic Park, T2, Star Wars, Adams Family, Pinbot, Funhouse, and Hurricane, but Jurassic Park has the moving T-Rex head.

CHEAP!!!!

Neo Geo arcade cab, Time Crisis 2, and Jurassic Park pinball. And ALL of my buttons would be in working order.

But you said you wouldn't flash kick this round!

You. Out. Now. #SFSOGUILE.

Yeah, Vega took skill to be irritating. I'd always roll into someone's punch or jump into a flash kick so that was no good for me.

No, it was a fighting game like Street Fighter 2—it just played like a Chinese NES rom-hack of Street Fighter 2.

Yeah, Chun-Li is a great annoying character too. Head stomp, constantly flipping over opponents, and that devastating throw—tons of fun to play.

I will not deny my adolescent crush on Cammy either.

Street Fighter is really the first game that really let you be an asshole. Winning is something you can do in any game, but the fighting game genre is one of the first to really let you be annoying even when you're loosing, and it's that Rocky-like losing on your own terms that really sets the genre apart (though a…

Once again central time states gets the shaft.