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Hey. Wouldn't it be cool if Jezebel actually ever wrote about music that WASNT shitty pop music???

WHAT. IN. THE. EVER-LIVING. FUCK.

incorrect. you cannot make lasagna without cheese, and those sad, pale things they call 'vegan cheese' are unworthy of mention.

Every time I read about something like this - and it happens so often - I can't help but wonder why anyone cares what anyone else does or looks like.

Fuck that. She's awesome. What I hate most is that this story doesn't surprise me.

He was in Spy Kids?

I imagine her cat children look like this all the time:

So I guess the Illuminati trolling is now haute cutoure. Cool.

Um, the second letter writer's guy is a piece of shit. Caring for someone with ALS is spectacularly and singularly difficult, physically and emotionally. Never waste another minute of your life interacting with that man, and do look into a visiting nurse. You need time for yourself, whether it feels like it or not.

How else am I going to become a Jezebel writer?

You ask the important questions.

Look Rog, I know you're pissed about South Park last night, but give it up.

Also:

On Bisexual Visibility Day, we find that bisexual youth are pretty damn invisible, and the results are disastrous for their mental and physical health.

I hope we can have civil discourse here, I know that the topic of animal rights ruffles a lot of feathers (pun unintended). Background; I'm a life long vegan for what I perceive to be ethical reasons and I am 100% on board with animal rights. I have absolutely no right to champion my worldview over the world view of

So Tagaq uses her public exposure to advocate killing seals? Ok.

Texas should stick to the classics that teach lessons of valor and hetero-normative sexuality. Like the Iliad, where Achilles avenges the death of his lover Patroclus.

Also all the trans exclusion and erasure, and all the bi/pan/queer erasure and straight/gaywashing. I mean, Hollywood is still terrified of actually challenging any basic aspect of heteronormativity (besides occasionally dipping their toes in the tepid waters of homonormativity.)

This is Bruce right now: