Ummmm...

Nope, STILL a douchebag!

Seriously, when was he ever not a creepy douchebag?

Please take your seat in the "Asshole Corner!"

I am quick to tell people: "I support the absolute right of a woman to choose abortion. I don't give a good goddamn if a woman wants an abortion because she can't find a car seat to match her car's interior. If a women doesn't want a baby, I don't want her to have a baby!"

An unsafe abortion is just a closet away...

It's a 2 for 1 on ruined lives!

Is this really something that you need to tell kids NOT to do?

Yeah, they are coming for you too!

If I had known I was still going to be alive at 50 I would have done this at 25!

It's time to hit them where it hurts, right in the money sack!

Move out of their basement, and get your own pool. Problem solved!

Maybe NSFW...

"Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it."

update: The "First Take" host will be off the air until next Wednesday following his comments Friday about a women's responsibility not to "provoke" domestic violence, while discussing the NFL's two-game suspension of Ray Rice.

I hope Nicki names her next album: Hottentot Venus.

Oh, you know what a man will "really think."

I'm all for holding up your Black man, but not if he has to stand on the neck of a Black woman to do it.