These are some of the most horrible looking people I have ever seen. I bet you could make them all scream and run away if you showed up with an ice cream sandwich.

HELL FUKCING NO!

No, No, No!

No!

No, No!

No!

Go right ahead and do it, DO IT NOW! If you are this Mother Fukcing-Ding-Dong-Dam Stupid, life is NOT for you!

Could somebody please run over this guys "man parts?" Make sure you back up a couple of times just for good measure!

We all know Melissa can neither read nor write.

Could somebody please pass Miley a free sample of "Krokodil?!"

Who cares if you don't like us?! Your generation are an ungrateful lot. Without us FEMINIST you would still be working for 15cents on a dollar to a man; you would have to ask your daddy for permission to rent an apartment, open a bank account, or have a credit card, and you would have NO reproductive rights. Does…

If you want to control a vagina, get your own...

I support the ABSOLUTE right of a woman to make ALL decisions concerning her body;

Ladies, ladies you are working to hard. Dick is FREE, there is no need to put this much time, energy, and conversation into trying to figure out how to get it or keep it.

My Grandma said, "Honey, men are like buses another one will be along in 10 minutes, AND if you don't like the one you riding on get off and get on another one until you find the ride you like."

Why hit when you can just shoot to kill?

Actually, this is...

"Dumb Indiana..." STOP, that's all you had to say.

What the hell does that mean: "The New Black?"