When my daughter, now 17, was small I went through all of her picture books and colored the girls brown. Sometimes you have to improvise.

"I'm vile and perverted.

"Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye."

"If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace."

"TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public."

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Stay tuned...

You TV people are really a testy and nasty bunch. Happy viewing!

I'm thinking if you are looking for a sex doll not much creeps you out to begin with; in fact you are probably the definition of creepy and belong on somebody's list.

These girls are lazy and irresponsible; I just wish people would stop making excuses for their behavior—it really is insulting to women and girls who make smart reproductive choices.

Having withdrawal are we?

WOW! You TV people need to hire the NRA to represent you; you are really nuts!

Really, that is the best you have? You TV watchers seem to get you panties in a nit over the least little comment. If you don't want to (or can't) read, don't; but don't get twitchy because I read.

I just discovered something. Want to make people REALLY mad; tell them watching TV makes them and their children dumb?! Who knew?

You sound so sad.

"How did it get so late so soon?"

"In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!"

Don't read; watch TV...It's your problem NOT mine.

By all means. watch all the TV you want...

"The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go."