Taylor Lautner still looks like a Dick Tracy villain sprung to life.

Apparently crotch tendons.

Sex or murder. There’s no in between with my theories.

she calls birthdays her anniversaries

Burt’s defense was simple This Dog’s in Love With you . . . r crotch.

When are the cast of The Single Guy going to reunite? That’s the real question

Yeah Aunt Viv Version 1.0 not a big fan of Will Smith

OT VIII is well worth the $10,000,000

Did someone say Holla?

True

Yeah DJ Khaled & 5000 key emoji Instagram posts would seem to disagree with that.

but white

They penciled it in for the 5th of Never.

Dare to dream.

Not just any book but the complete works of Ayn Rand. That would be the death penalty though however.

Probably praying at a church. Any youth Pastor with a guitar would say just going to church in & of itself is “Radical!”

Literally the first thing that popped in my head upon seeing the headline alone. As well he should be.

but enough about Steve Bannon

Holy cow 28 jobs?!?! That’s one more than 27!

Will not acknowledge.