The only President movie that’s worth watching is Hail to the Chimp

It’s just a rephrasing of Owen Wilson’s character from The Royal Tenenbaums talking about his book where Custer didn’t die.

Sure that crayon book seems wholesome until you get to the end. Then you find out he’s only red because he’s soaked up all the blood from all the homeless people he’s murdered.

“It’s Green Eggs & Ham not Green Eggs & Hardcore Gay Sex!”

“Well, everyone knows a book can’t turn you gay. What this book presupposes is . . . maybe it can.”

According to The Blaze he expertly trolled her.

The common clay of the new administration. You know . . . morons.

Kellyanne could spin this. “It was a joke invoice. It had not a real invoice stamped on it like Publishers Clearing House check.”

Holy fuck! If looks could kill she’d be a pile of ashes.

Yeah but at least he’s orange? I don’t know. This is a total shit show.

Bannon was there. He thought it meant Nachos All Toppings Offered

The White House is already denying that it happened so that means it did happen right?

I was just looking at one of those bottles an hour ago. Does that shit actually work & if it does do I have to throw 5 pounds of grapes in there to do so?

It’s still cool to pelt children with water balloons if they step on my lawn though right? jk I don’t have a lawn or need an excuse to throw things at children.

“People need to stop getting their knickers in a twist over random airline shit. “

“Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?”

Yeah I wear sandals to the airport. It’s just easier.

He shouldn’t ruin the sleeves on such a nice shirt

Too much punctuation for accuracy.