The trick is to eat a medium-ish handful and then send them back for a fresh new batch.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Bill has already shown he’s a disaster on the campaign trail. I am dreading what he will be like when he realizes that he’s not the top billing anymore in that marriage. I will always be grateful to Bill Clinton for his economic policies (they enabled us to buy a house long, long ago) but I think he has a real problem…

Because the worst question for her would be what’s kind of happening with Trump: “Why didn’t the VP pick run for president instead of who we got?”

Orrrrrrr..... she had to find a VP candidate that wouldn’t outshine her.

$35,000 a year seems like a lot to ask to you? You have a weird definition of “a lot.”

People are acting like we’ve never seen this. This is literally what Sarah Palin did when everyone realized McCain had no fucking chance. Now, he actually wants to remain in politics, so he’ll have a better post-career in the business than she did. But, it’s more than a bit premature to pretend like this guy is a…

Pence was mainly trying to position himself for 2020. We now own this malignant creep, who was a governor with a terribly low approval rating before being identified as one of the few Republicans desperate enough to publicly lash himself to a psychopath.

My father is a die hard Republican (never voted for a non-Republican) very much fiscally conservative, served in the ROTC, fairly racist older white male, loved Reagan and both Bush presidencies. Trump is so god damn stupid it made that man say “Fuck it I’m out. I can’t vote for him.”

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The hilarious part are people saying maybe Pence should be at the top of the ticket. Yeah, let’s litigate Pence’s record, not Trump’s: in favor of conversion therapy for gays, wants funerals for aborted fetuses the mother’s would pay for, doesn’t believe in climate change or evolution, doesn’t think smoking causes…

The fun part about tonight is that Pence has earned praise for being a more normative liar than his running mate. He deflected the real questions with concern-trolling and chest-puffing like a normal conservative instead of turning the subtext into text so that everyone can hear how shitty it is.

It’s terrifying that if this man had just a CURSORY sense of self-awareness he’d probably be elected president. Don’t even stop lying or talking about the wall or NATO or outsourcing or crooked Hillary. Just avoid half the irrelevant self-indulgent impulsive own-foot-shooting fuck-ups. Talk about how awesome you are…

The fact that Mike Pence “won” the debate by lying his ass off about (or just flat out ignoring) all the crazy and deplorable shit Trump has said over the last year and a half, how poor of a businessman he is, and how stupid his proposed policies are, speaks to the sorry state of this presidential race very well.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

 I’m not sure how capable thr current Explorer is given that it is a FWD based crossover.

So like kinda like this

The global Ranger is nothing like what a Ranger used to be, or what we mean when we say they should bring the Ranger back.

Drive is for normal, luxurious shifts. Manual mode is explicitly not luxurious, thus should bring out the hardcore nature of the car.

You’re using paddles because you want it to shift now. If you didn’t, you’d leave it in automatic. Otherwise, it’s just a gee-wiz option to brag about to your friends at work.