“Please watch this claritin ad so you can watch a 10 minute video to see what is, according to the comments, a magazine image from 1992.”

No.

Features Editor, huh?

What exactly do you “edit”?

You got the generation of Civic wrong.

You got the Mitsubishi Emeraude confused with the Mazda Persona (even though they were almost 5 years apart—- oh, wait, you weren’t born, were you?)

You glossed over the fact that, yes, Chuck Jordan was the VP of design in the 80s and…

We must never forget:

It’s not bad, but I wouldn’t call it gorgeous. It seems vaguely derivative to me.

These sure would be nice to peruse in a static image format.

Maserati is a joke of a brand because they haven’t released a new design/model of the Ghibli or Quattroporte since about 2013. BMW, Audi, and Mercedes make better cars that are updated every couple of years.

“Im stuck! Boobie Sue, strap on your pushin’ wedges. Pantie Jean, you get on the left side and be sure to show off that big diamond! All right girls... 1 ...2... 3.... pose!”

Not until they tell an employee to shut the fuck up about Hong Kong...

So is the moon supposed to be flat, too? Because moon phases are easy to recreate with a ball and a flashlight, but nigh impossible with a coin.

So if the moon is spherical, why would the Earth be flat? How would that have happened, physically speaking? Do they have an origin story for the flat Earth, or do they even…

This would 100% help kill the trend of Ford F-250s in cities taking up 2 parking spaces.

The stupid smart car failed because it’s stupid.

Part of “elevating” a brand to compete with Porsche has to be build quality. Otherwise, using Porsche-level pricing for your products isn’t really competing, it’s overcharging.

Yep. Those are the steps. I’ll use a gloved hand to sweep snow away from the driver door seals, so I don’t get snow in the car. Then start the car and let the defrosters work while you clear off the car.  Don't forget the mirrors and lights!

Step 1: Turn car on, turn on front/rear defrost, max heat, recirculation on

If you don’t have a cap then it’s technically infinity space.

It’s kind of disingenuous to call this Fox News. This story is from the Des Moines Fox affiliate, so the editorial decisions are being made by some harried station manager in Iowa, not Suzanne Scott. If anything, this story is an further indictment of Sinclair Broadcast Group, who owns KDSM and probably exerts…

For the same base price you could get more than 7,000 Pop Tarts.

Its those judgy instructors that may not recognize your “journey” from a size 0 to a size 00 and just ignore you instead of giving you a shout out.

That attachment is sold separately.

Peloton: for the woman who can’t just get off.