Later, in the staff meeting, Dan presents all his interesting and unexpected findings, without a hint of irony.

Hi Dan—

Absolutely. “Tell me about the time you had a harrowing experience and grew as a person” is waaaaay cheaper than “We’re embedding you with a celebrity for a week to write this deep profile about him/her”

I’m so glad I’m not alone on that font thing. I thought this said POP-LIP when I saw the original piece. Even looking at it now, knowing it says Pop-UP, it still looks like Lip to me.

I liked the point about there being better confessional writing by women because of the shit-and-sticks resources of women’s publications. I had never thought of that, but it makes total sense.

“Beta Male” as a name for his blog is fucking terrible beyond belief awful.

Stop kink shaming me!!!

Kasich is like that guy at work who seems like a reasonable human being when you meet him, but then later you find out he’s some weird masochism fetishist who likes being stung in the balls by jellyfish.

Turn up ur speakers and click this pls.

I’ve been to the Draft. It used to be comic-con for NFL fanatics. Now it’s a marketing opportunity to show how much the NFL supports our troops, how parents aren’t keeping their kids out of football for fear of catastrophic injury, and how their players aren’t wifebeaters and drug abusers—look at all of our “MEN OF…

This is probably the only shot from today’s draft that didn’t have 15,000 Marines or a bunch of youth league players who ain’t afraid of no concussions behind them.

I have yet to see one that doesn't.

I like how “Schoolie McSchoolFace” is the tongue-in-cheek one.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Say what you will about Adolf Hitler but he did kill Hitler.

Well, I hear ADHD is almost nonexistent at Hitler Schools.

You know you are the 1% when you can hang cars on the fucking wall.

Here is the video for that Bentley air time:

I recently saw a Jaguar F Type R outside of a Jo Ann’s Fabrics store. Just seems weird for the driver of a fire-breathing Jag shopping for yarn among all the Subaru Forester owners. I mean.. how does that happen? do you destroy the ego of a Porsche owner on your way to buy a bolt of fabric for your granddaughter’s…

SEMA this week. My friend Matt spotted a tarted up Ferrari in the parking lot of a Ross clothing store...