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You’d be shocked about how many cars at a dealership where no one knows where they are.

I have a reaaaaaal hard time believing the robbers beared any resemblance to John Henson whatsoever, other than the fact that they may have also been black. The man is seven feet tall. Getting robbed sucks, but don’t try to sugarcoat this...

Asking what time you close is suspicious? Sounds like this person needs a new line of work in that case. I would imagine a large number of the phone calls they receive are that exact question.

The Ghibli, like the Tesla, is common everywhere.

Wasn't really cool to begin with.

PC gamers would sooner eat their gaming computer component by component than buy a console, in my observation, but I personally think “Steam For Xbox” is all but inevitable. Perhaps not this generation, and definitely with limited access to certain games, but it’s coming.

To me it looked more like that Rossi had the inside line, Marquez rode into the side of him and Rossi deflected with his knee.

Yeah I was thinking this would get moldy or otherwise unsafe after awhile.

Is it just my twisted mind from too many years of internet, or did anyone else look at this picture and immediately think ‘Giant Flying Cock and Balls’

Some aviation prototypes are just a little harder to get off the ground than others.

Because the Russians aren’t pussies.

Let me guess, this is about the only time condoms have been used in mass quantity in this region?

“The condoms-turned-into-balloons appear to be

Really, is there any situation that a Gatling gun can't resolve?

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This reminds me of the Ace Combat aircraft selection screens. The floor of the hanger is always wet for some reason, and the planes of course have beautiful spotlights on them. Very fun.

"Why buy this run-down european country when you can have this stealth super-bomber instead?"