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get over wagons already.they're not cool,they've never been cool,they never will be cool.

It's the face of a relative of mine when, in the midst of arguing about politics, said (I swear) "I don't know how to talk to you when you keep giving me facts, I just know how I feel."

That quote came from a girl who is wearing antlers. She's not even wearing a Santa costume, just some antlers. You're supposed to be dressed like Santa for Santacon, do you even know what you're drinking/con-ing for?!

THIS is the face of perpetual "all I know is..."

This is the face of the drunk girl at the party who has something *really important* to tell you.

Don't feel bad! I don't live in a big city and I had never heard of SantaCon until this article, so I thought the same thing when I read it. "Getting drunk in hats and acting ridiculous? Sounds like a good time. Why do all the commenters here hate fun?" Then I watched that 4-minute video and holy shit they are all

Most accurate portrayal of SantaCon ever.

It's unreal. I mean, just look at that fat dude covered in peat moss in the video still—he's holding an open container of beer while standing directly in front of a police kiosk, and there's not so much as a ticket being issued. These Santacon fuckers have not a care in the world. Must be nice. I wish we could lock

A horde of fraternity and sorority people who never grew up after college, dressing up in Santa suits, getting blackout drunk, power-washing the streets in piss and vomit, and generally being a worse "annoyance" than any protester could even dream of being.

You are too kind. I don't think she looks like she votes at all.

It's almost as if they are hired actors! I couldn't even make it 2 minutes into the clip. As a white person, I am just thoroughly embarrassed and sad at the commentary here, and just the general behavior. I live in Nashville so I know more than a handful of NYC-born-and-bred peeps. Two of them worked at bars within

I am embarrassed to be a white person.

On our way home from the march, my friend remarked: 'I didn't see one person from SantaCon who I would like to get to know, not even a little bit.'

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I love the part where the Prius honks at him and he opens the door to scream obscenities at them.

I love watching this video. He gets so mad.

I love this video because he is soooooooo mad. But only has himself to blame.

True, but let's put it this way: I'm running a big, heavy sedan with AWD on all-seasons. It gets around fine. If it were RWD, without changing tires, it would not. Both make a difference.