Oh, you could have just said Wayne Carini.

edd isn't clean. I'm talking old white hair moustache guys in the USA

Hi, I'm Lorraine McKiniry, and welcome to slow'n'quiet.

two old clean dudes, restoring old MG's.

Where's SLOW'N'QUIET?

I agree. People are unfairly mean to this car. Not just some mild dislike, but straight up mean.

Because it's an alien. I like the design, it's different.

Six years ago my then 3 year old son saw the Santa version of the snowman pan in the catalog and asked me to get it. I did because I was 7 months pregnant and felt guilty about this being his last Christmas without a sibling. WORST DECISION. First, the fancy ass decorations in the catalog were done with fruit…

Drew! How did you miss THIS http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/delbe… people love paleo! lets give them a knife with no handle so they can butcher themselves like real cavemen!

The peppermint bark IS amazingly delicious and better than just about any other peppermint bark I've found from any other place.

No, I don't think so. In order to make these columns work, I have to buy stuff that people want to read about. So while i personally cringe every time someone walks up to me and asks me "how can you afford that Lamborghini?", I think it's for the best for my career and for Jalopnik that the next car is just as…

I'm just speaking from personal experience. I've seen an old man drive onto an off ramp against traffic, an old lady riding on the white lines, plenty of other encounters I can't really think of right now.

I once had an elderly woman driving towards me on the wrong side the road with her wipers on and it wasn't raining. But yeah, she was driving slow.

Its no worse than an obscenely old person with a deteriorating brain.

I'm not a huge supporter of Michael Brown. I generally feel that if you attack or flee from a police officer (who isn't hiding his identity as a cop or blatantly committing a crime himself) you deserve to be shot. Obviously, figuring out the truth of whether this is what happened is another matter, but with all of the…

This is the first time in my life I posted a "tweet" to my social media feeds. I kinda hate twitter, I think it's a b.s. company that the media embraces because it's scared of the internet and thinks users = relevance. the 128 character dumbfone revolution that powered Twitter overseas is long over and most foreigners…

I have some fondness for the city, but it's surrounded by the county. Most of the county can and should go fuck itself.

Yup.

Explanation for the out-of-town stupid:

St. Louis County is completely separate from St. Louis City, which is an independent city. And from the Civil War until last year, St. Louis City police were run by the governor of Missouri mainly to keep them from being taken over by the Confederacy.

The original outrage was by Jeff Roorda who was fired from the force for falsifying evidence. I have no idea why the SLPOA lets him come near. He's also been very vocal theoughout this whole shady saga. Let me repeat: fired for falsifying reports. I would think Wilson's lawyers would want that guy to stay as far…