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This is it exactly.

To be fair, Graham isn't wrong: this worthless, soulless grifter with bottled hair, capped veneers and a chinless, brainless husband whom she's just waiting on to die DOES represent the future of the Republican party.

You gon have to tell more about this golden age when police were helpful and courteous

Your stocks would be protected under SIPC.

Read my comment again. I didn’t say they never happen, just that I’ve never seen one myself. But then I don’t pay attention to every single Amber Alert across the entire nation. 

There was never going to be conviction. They could present a memo labeled “From the desk of Donald J. Trump” dated January 6th with the sentence “Storm the capitol and bring me the head of Mike Pence” written with a Sharpie in Trump’s own hand with his trademark signature and you would have people like preening fop

Likely never? I see folks railing on about how ‘obese’ is a slur and hate speech with some regularity. It’s a lot easier to normalize and embrace obesity than it is to deal with it. 

This is pretty cool stuff.

It’s a common misconception that the McDonald’s coffee lawsuit was frivolous.  I read an article a few years back that gave details I had never heard.  That woman absolutely had a reason to sue.  Seriously - read up on it someday.  It completely changed my perception of the case.

When it comes to the New York Times, it feels like they’re unable to write most things without the perspective that places outside of NYC exist and that the people who live in that mysterious place called The Rest of the Country are ~wacky~ and “quaint.”

Does Brown have a legal case? I’m going to guess probably not, sadly.

Maybe Amazon is giving these away to all the in-fill delivery drivers I see running around in thrashed Camrys and Rav4s ... (those people bust their butts, and clearly thrash their cars in the process)

i read all the fine print and went in to take advantage of the jeep gladiator 170$ a month lease deal. i knew they wouldnt have any on the lots and it was only for a base model so i ordered it to lock in the deal. the dealership fucked around and never sent in my paperwork until i was 5 miles away 9 weeks later to see

Whaddya mean there’s no shitter?!?

I was more distracted by Cadillac’s odd choice to reference a movie that hasn’t really been relevant in 30 years. I thought they were trying to go younger?

Why even bother? If he believes using the word is harmless, he’s going to continue to do so no matter how many conversations are had. We’ve got to stop coddling these racists and start taking their toys.

I was on the same boat, cancelled, then ordered a Schwinn IC4, plopped an iPad on it and I get to do the same workouts, for $12 instead of $39 a month, and the bike arrived the next day thanks to Amazon. I can also use Apple Fitness+, and a variety of other apps. For less than half the price of a Peloton.

Don’t worry they have their top people on it trying to figure out why people dislike this. Expect a report back by 2034.

Yes, more of THIS. Great post Erin. This is why I Jalopnik.

I expect farmers to disassemble their cows and hogs, preferably near a smoke pit, to keep them from traumatizing my car every day.